YOU SHOULD BE RICH!

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I have been poor and I have been rich. Rich is better. -Sophie Tucker, vaudeville entertainer

When I say "rich" I am not referring to having intellectual, emotional or spiritual wealth. I am talking about material wealth here; the "rich" I refer to is financially rich, money rich. As in having loads of euros, dollars or pounds!

Yes, you should be rich! You should have abundant money to enable you to enjoy life to the fullest to be able to buy all the wants and wishes your heart desires, and experience all the creature comforts and luxuries life has to offer. Oodles of money that can jet or sail you to your dream destinations, bundles of money that can rejuvenate, rehabilitate, and buy you the best health and medical care. Stacks of money that will make giving to charity pleasurable and easy, glorious money that will make living a truly opulent and enriching experience.

There are a million and one reasons why you should be rich. Here are the best reasons why:

1. YOU`D BE CLEANER, HEALTHIER, AND LIVE LONGER WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY.
When you are rich, you´d be able to affort all accoutrements for a clean, hygienic life. You could buy anergy-packed foods and vitamin supplements to make healthy and strong. You could join the best gyms and sports clubs, and afford the best hospitals and treatments that could extend and add quality years to your life.

Lisään tänne päivittäin yhden syyn lisää.  

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2. YOU´D BE MORE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY.

But definitely! Because if you have money, you could buy beauty products, services, spa treatments, massages and everything that could make you feel relaxed, stress-free and beautiful. You would have access to beauty experts who can help you look your very best. And you could buy the finest clothes and accessories to make you stunning and attractive.
 
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3. YOU`D BE MORE CONFIDENT AND SECURE IF YOU WERE RICH.

Money gives you confidence and a feeling of power. It enhances your self-esteem and equips you with a spirit of superiority. It improves your posture and overall demeanor, and helps you protect a better you. Best of all, financial stability gives you a great sense of security and independence.

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4. YOU`D HAVE FEWER WORRIES WHEN YOU ARE RICH.

With money, you´d have more peace of mind. You can buy insurance against loss, fire, disability and death. Knowing you have the means to financially manage your life and businesses frees you from worries and unnecessary fears. Financial wealth brings about a wonderful feeling of security and confidence in a bright future for you and your loved ones.

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5. YOU CAN EXPRESS YOURSELF BETTER WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY.

Life is all about expressing yourself and your innermost desires. With money, you wouldn´t have to sweat the problems and little details of living. Money affords you the luxury of having more time for yourself and the things that are important to you. You would have more time to think up great ideas and create!

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6. YOU CAN FULFILL YOUR DREAMS EASIER WHEN YOU ARE RICH.

Money opens the doors to your dreams. It can fly you to anywhere you want to be; you could buy all the manpower, machines and technology to help you achieve your most impossible dreams. Getting your dream car, dream house and dream yacht is no big deal. You`d have access to better education, better resources, better everything.

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7. YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH A LOT OF ECCENTRICITIES IF YOU HAD MONEY.

The English novelist George Eliot said, "Errors look so very ugly in persons of small means - one feels they are taking quite a liberty in going astray; whereas people of fortune may naturally indulge in a few delinquencies."

A rich man, even if he sings out of tune, always gets applauded. You can dress wild and extreme, and poeople would not think you´ve gone crazy. They would even think you are so chic, just because you have the money!

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8. YOU DON´T NEED TO WORK HARD WHEN YOU ARE RICH.

Yes, you wouldn´t have to work so hard because money can work for you. By investing money and using it creatively, it can make more money for you. And while your money earns, you would have plenty of time at your disposal to savor life and serve others. Can you imagine a lifelong, paid vacation courtesy of money?

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Hmph, kyllähän noita asioita on helppo listata että mikä on rikkaana hauskempaa mutta voisitko ennemmin listata vaikka asioita että miten rikkaaksi voi hankkiutua? Siitä voisi olla huomattavasti enemmän hyötyä! Toisaalta kaikki tähän mennessä listatut plussapuolet voisi argumentoida kumoon suhteellisen helposti. Ehkä koko lista olikin pelkkä vitsi jolla irvaillaan rikkaille?

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Henna argumentoi nyt sitten plussapuolet kumoon suhteellisen helposti. Mä en usko kuulevani sun argumentoinneissa kuin itsepetoksia, mutta odotellaan..

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10. YOU CAN HELP OTHERS BETTER WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY.

When you have money, helping others is a breeze. You can love and care better with the help of money. You can build health centers, hospitals and churches. You can feed the hungry, clothe the naked, shelter the homeless and heal the sick. You can make this world a better place for this generation and generations to come.

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11. IT WOULD BE A BETTER WORLD IF EVERYONE WERE RICH.

Money can solve a great majority of the world´s afflictions. With money we would certainly have a better world. There would be more funds for research, cleaning up the environment and building the best earth for mankind. People would have better attitudes. Poverty and crime would be minimized or even completely eradicated if everyone had money.

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Kun olet tarpeeksi rikas voit saada naisen joka näyttää tältä...

 

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Eli supermalli Heidi Klum ja F1-pomo Flavio Briatore seurustelevat. Joko Zig on bongannut parin St Tropezissa?

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Henkilökohtaisesti mun on mahdoton ymmärtää, mitä kivaa on siinä, että joku seurustelee kanssasi rahan takia. Mun kohdalla sitä joskus myös yritetty, mutta en koskaan suostuisi moiseen. Ja ihan yhtä vähän toisinpäin. Mutta kukin tyylillään tietysti.  

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