Finnish temperature chart
+15°C
People in Spain start wearing cap, gloves and quilted jackets
Finns sunbathe
+10°C
French are in vain trying to turn on their central heating
Finns are planting flowers
+5°C
Italian cars won''t start
Finns are enjoying their convertibles
0°C
Water freezes
Water in the rivers of Helsinki turns a just a little bit thicker
-5°C
First victims of cold are reported in California
Finns end their Midsummer celebration
-10°C
Scotsmen turn the heat on at their houses
Finns put on their long sleeved shirts
-20°C
Swedes stay firmly indoors
Finns end the barbeque season
-30°C
Half of the Greeks freeze to death
Finns begin to dry the laundry indoors
-40°C
All the fake Santa Clauses move to South
Finnish military cancel their winter manoeuvres due the too warm wather
-50°C
Danes chatter off their teeth
Finns rent DVD''s and stay indoors
-60°C
Polar bears evacuate the North Pole
Finnish military winter manoeuvres starts
-70°C
People living in Siberia move to Moscow
Finns get pissed of because Finlandia Vodka can''t be kept cold outdoors
-273,15°C
Absolue Zero
Finns say to each other: "Damn it''s cold out there!"
-300°C
Hell freezes over
Finland wins the Eurovision song contest
Finnish temperature chart (Fahrenheit)
59°F
People in Spain start wearing cap, gloves and quilted jackets
Finns sunbathe
50°F
French are in vain trying to turn on their central heating
Finns are planting flowers
41°F
Italian cars won''t start
Finns are enjoying their convertibles
32°F
Water freezes
Water in the rivers of Helsinki turns a just a little bit thicker
23°F
First victims of cold are reported in California
Finns end their Midsummer celebration
14°F
Scotsmen turn the heat on at their houses
Finns put on their long sleeved shirts
-4°F
Swedes stay firmly indoors
Finns end the barbeque season
-22°F
Half of the Greeks freeze to death
Finns begin to dry the laundry indoors
-40°F
All the fake Santa Clauses move to South
Finnish military cancel their winter manoeuvres due the too warm wather
-58°F
Danes chatter off their teeth
Finns rent DVD''s and stay indoors
-76°F
Polar bears evacuate the North Pole
Finnish military winter manoeuvres starts
-94°F
People living in Siberia move to Moscow
Finns get pissed of because Finlandia Vodka can''t be kept cold outdoors
-459.67°F
Absolue Zero
Finns say to each other: "Damn it''s cold out there!"
-508°F
Hell freezes over
Finland wins the Eurovision song contest
