Austin Powers pick-up lines
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)...Let´s get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You´ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I´m the only one talking to you.
I´m a bird watcher and I´m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I´m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I´ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all
day long for a quarter.
Oh, I´m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I´d really like to see how you look when I´m naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I´ve got a stiffy.
I´d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it´s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
You know, if I were you, I´d have sex with me.
YouMeWhipped creamHandcuffsAny questions?
F@#& me if I´m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is Austin ..remember that, you´ll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I´m MrRightSomeone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I´M cute."
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn´t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could
do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don´t you like pizza?
Baby, I´m an American Express lover...you shouldn´t go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? no.........Can I???
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap
motel room.
Että siitä sopii valita....rumis ja muut...toimii kärpäspaperin kanssa...tai ilman
[ 28-09-2002, 19:17: Viestiä on muokannut: papu ]
